garbage can!
2.  You search for a button to flush the toilet.
3.  You look for the 'crew line' at the grocery store.
4.  You can pack for a two week trip to Europe in one roll-aboard.
5.  All your pens have different hotel names on them.
6.  You NEVER unpack.
7.  You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads-but not by 
their faces, AND you don’t recognize them in street clothes even after you just flew with them!
8.  You can tell from 70 yards away if a piece of luggage will fit in the 
overhead bin, if it won’t, your skin begins to crawl!
9.  You care about the local news in a city three states away.
10. You can tie a neck scarf 36 ways, including passenger restraint modes.
11. You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which
pertain to vomit.  Same applies to feminine sanitary products, lemons and club soda.
12. You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock.
13. You own 2 sets of uniforms: fat and thin.
14. You don't think in 'months' - you think in 'bid packs'.
15. You always point with two fingers.
16. You get a little too excited by certain types of ice.
17. You stand at the front door and politely say, 'Buh-bye, thanks,
have a nice day' when someone leaves your home
18. You can make a sentence using all of the following phrases:
'At this time,' 'For your safety,' 'Feel free,' and 'As a reminder'
19. You know what's on the cover of the current issues of In Touch, 
Star, and People magazines, Wall Street, New York Times and USA Today.
20. You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make 
sure the 'gauge is in the green'
21. Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows.
22. You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationery to figure out 
where you are.
23. You refer to cities by their airport codes.
24. Every time the doorbell rings you look at the ceiling looking for blue lights!  “Stay seated”, “Return to your seat” while other parents/grandparents wonder why you’re talking like that!
26. You actually understand every item on this list!  Ha! Sad but TRUE!